LOL. That makes me think of Morelli singing "The lumberjack song" from Monty Pythons flying circus.
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Pay close attention to the lyrics near the end...and there you will find why I find this image so very disturbing.
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Morelli:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.
Fellow Cops:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Morelli:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
Fellow Cops:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.
Morelli:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
Fellow Cops:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.
Morelli:I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama (or Papa in later versions)
Fellow Cops: He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!