Post by Mewt on Nov 7, 2003 15:23:03 GMT -5
The Mizzie cometh ...
This is probably of not much interest to anyone, but the only fanfiction that I have that is worth reading is about Les Miserables. It is a sort of cross-over with Cowboy Bebop. I do not feel that it does my writing much justice, but I am quite pleased with my attempt at humour.
The Bounty Hunters Of Paris
Part One of Part One : An Inspector's Apprentice
Paris. An unusual scene is happening at the waters edge. A strange figure is pulling itself out of the river, the many layers of clothing dripping with Seine water. Standing upright, it seems like an imposing, tall man. In the dim light of the stars, the large, silver buttons on his long coat glint malevolently. Nobody else is around as far as he can see ... the fall of the people's rebellion has left the Parisians in shock. While the carnage and the barricades are being cleared up, the public remain locked away in their houses after dark (this is also to escape being volunteered for the clean-up job of a bloody revolt - not the most pleasant of things to do). It almost seems like a ghost city.
Paris. The setting of unexplainable events. Where those who have fallen are at this moment rising again ...
Inspector Javert's idle footsteps echoed throughout the desolate street. This wide, cobbled road had opened up from a narrow alleyway that had seemed to go on for miles. He had nearly tripped and fallen a number of times in his efforts to walk in a dignified manner, his back seeming to not want to straighten up properly. He tried to keep on the pavement, but his aching legs kept leading him into the gutter. However, his determination to remain respectable made him steer them back towards the houses that lined the street. As he approached the halfway point along the avenue, his ears detected a hoarse plea;
"Mmph?! Mmph mmph mmph." he heard. Indistinguishable though it may have been, he surprised himself by stopping and looking down at his feet. What he saw surprised him even more. A girl of sixteen was lying face down on the sidewalk. From this, Javert imagined that she had crawled from a nearby location and finally collapsed here. He then realised that he had accidently kicked her, thereby causing the "Mmphs". He took a step back, watching her face turn towards him.
"Why'd you kick me? Can't you see -" she stopped in mid-sentence, her eyes widening. They both recognised each other at the same time.
"You!" they exclaimed simultaneously. The girl, unafraid of the looming Inspector, stretched out a small, bony hand to him. Javert looked at it as he might a television remote, and stayed rigid to the spot (bear in mind that television remotes had not yet been invented).
"So, Eponine Thenardier, you have come to do this in the middle of night now? I suppose I'll have to take you -"
It occured to him that by commiting suicide, he had lost his job. He was no longer in the police force ... this realisation appalled him.
"Ugh ..." his stern voice faltered. Eponine frowned, although it was difficult to tell in the limited light.
"Well, are you gonna help me up, or do I have to get up myself?" she asked impatiently. She didn't receive an answer. Javert's shoulders had drooped, and he had listened but had not heard her. Groaning, Eponine dragged her tired body towards him, wrapped her arms around his lower legs, and then proceeded to use him to pull herself up. She had managed to get to a kneeling position when he noticed what she was doing.
"Hey!" he started.
"This is taking a lot more effort than it should do ..." she grumbled, looking up at his face as a hint. Sighing, he pulled her up to her feet. Eponine grinned.
"Thanks." she said with semi-gratitude. Javert suddenly took off down the street again, without warning. Eponine ran to catch up with him.
"Where are you going? Can I come?" she asked breathlessly.
"If you like." he said quietly. So, together, the odd pair made their way to the nearest police station ... about thirty streets away.
By the water, ignoring the threatening gust that influenced the inferno of swirling current in the river, two figures sat with their fishing rods, their legs dangling over the ledge they were sitting on. It was an unusual hobby, fishing in the dead of night in the River Seine, but it wasn't necessarily fish that the two men were after. It was also strange to see people out and about at that time, and the majority of Parisians put it down to either valiance or stupidity.
"Hey, Emile, did you just see somethin' over there?" one of them said presently, squinting to the far bank of the river. Emile looked, but only saw the black of the river, the quayside and the high wall in front of the Quai de la Megisserie, all merged into one.
"Nah." he said, re-adjusting his position on the cobbled ground, "There isn't anything out there, Delanoe. Just keep fishing."
"But I know I saw somethin'! Oh, oh, look - there it is again - it's a man!"
Emile rolled his eyes, toying with the idea of pushing his companion into the river and having done with it. But then he might accidently fish him out again ...
"Oh my ... he's a tall fella, ya know ... nice coat, mind you ..." Delanoe continued, straining to observe the man more closely.
"There isn't any tall man with a nice coat, so shut up!" Emile cried out, dropping his make-shift rod.
"Oh ..." Delanoe said quietly.
"What?!"
"Got a bite."
Javert arrived at the post half an hour later with Eponine trailing behind him, whimpering like a young child. There was no-one there, so they took full advantage of the blazing fireplace inside. Both of them felt weary, confused, and unnaturally cold, chilled to the inner-most core. Javert sat in the comfortable chair at the side of the fire, while Eponine was quite content to sit on the floor in front of it. Neither spoke for a while. They were both staring at the odd ornaments on the mantel-piece; two figures were in positions that Eponine had no idea about, and that Javert considered as unnecessary (needless to say, they were both virgins). It was also taking them an awfully long time to recover from that forbidding, inauspicious place. At length, Eponine spoke.
"Were you there too?"
Javert lowered his head.
"Yes."
"How did you get there? Were you killed?"
"... no." he croaked. Eponine swivelled around to face him. Both knew how ridiculous their conversation must have sounded, but it all was the honest truth. Javert began to speak, staring vacantly into the flames.
"That place we went to ... I have no doubt was ... hell. I know that I was dead, but I have served the law and righteousness all my life. It makes no sense. Why was I there?"
Eponine smiled.
"Ahh, but that never got anyone anywhere. The righteous stuff and obeying the law you did. All that and you are still considered as the bad-guy. You were only seen as a good-guy in that crappy sequel, Illusions of Time or whatever it's called. I don't think I'm in it, mind. If they could resurrect you, why not me? Eh-hem. So how did you die, anyway?" Eponine asked, ignoring the rhetorical question, her voice obscured with awe and curiosity.
"Well, I ... drowned in the river. Yes yes, deliberately. Don't look at me like that. I had my reasons."
He leaned forward in his chair, placing his hands on his cheeks, and resting his elbows on his knees. Yes, it had been a shame that he couldn't find a harness at the time, or that no friendly citizen had stepped in to talk him out of it. Then again, judging by the fact that most of the citizens were fairly poor, they probably would have simply ran off, taking his hat that he had set on the parapet with them.
"24601 ... he drove me to it. He had let me go ... given me my life. I couldn't stand it. There was no way to carry on."
He spoke as if she wasn't there. Despite this, Eponine listened intently, taking in every detail, his words, his emotions, everything. He fascinated her, quite unexplainably. When he had finished speaking, his eyes automatically focused on her.
"And you?" he said, almost as a strict order. Eponine cleared her hoarse throat, putting a hand to her neck.
"I was shot in the revolt. I was only delivering a message and all. The unfairness, I tell you. Then, when I was bleeding to death, he came and took the pain away. Oh, I was so happy to die in his arms! But, I wasn't happy to die, if you get what I mean. Yes, and then I was engulfed in that place ... hell. I am as perplexed as you are." she explained, matter-of-factly, pleased with herself at using such a word as 'perplexed'. Javert nodded. This girl didn't seem so bad. Even though she was poor and had unfortunate relations, she seemed to have some sense in her. And brain cells, perhaps. She could prove useful, he thought, if I can just get my job back. My job!
He sat upright, his mouth forming an 'o'. Eponine perked up.
"What is it?"
Javert bolted out of the chair, causing it to tumble over. He swiftly grabbed Eponine's skeletal arm and pulled her to the door. He opened it, and both of them plunged into the freezing outdoors.
To be continued ... if anyone is interested. ^^'''''
This is probably of not much interest to anyone, but the only fanfiction that I have that is worth reading is about Les Miserables. It is a sort of cross-over with Cowboy Bebop. I do not feel that it does my writing much justice, but I am quite pleased with my attempt at humour.
The Bounty Hunters Of Paris
Part One of Part One : An Inspector's Apprentice
Paris. An unusual scene is happening at the waters edge. A strange figure is pulling itself out of the river, the many layers of clothing dripping with Seine water. Standing upright, it seems like an imposing, tall man. In the dim light of the stars, the large, silver buttons on his long coat glint malevolently. Nobody else is around as far as he can see ... the fall of the people's rebellion has left the Parisians in shock. While the carnage and the barricades are being cleared up, the public remain locked away in their houses after dark (this is also to escape being volunteered for the clean-up job of a bloody revolt - not the most pleasant of things to do). It almost seems like a ghost city.
Paris. The setting of unexplainable events. Where those who have fallen are at this moment rising again ...
Inspector Javert's idle footsteps echoed throughout the desolate street. This wide, cobbled road had opened up from a narrow alleyway that had seemed to go on for miles. He had nearly tripped and fallen a number of times in his efforts to walk in a dignified manner, his back seeming to not want to straighten up properly. He tried to keep on the pavement, but his aching legs kept leading him into the gutter. However, his determination to remain respectable made him steer them back towards the houses that lined the street. As he approached the halfway point along the avenue, his ears detected a hoarse plea;
"Mmph?! Mmph mmph mmph." he heard. Indistinguishable though it may have been, he surprised himself by stopping and looking down at his feet. What he saw surprised him even more. A girl of sixteen was lying face down on the sidewalk. From this, Javert imagined that she had crawled from a nearby location and finally collapsed here. He then realised that he had accidently kicked her, thereby causing the "Mmphs". He took a step back, watching her face turn towards him.
"Why'd you kick me? Can't you see -" she stopped in mid-sentence, her eyes widening. They both recognised each other at the same time.
"You!" they exclaimed simultaneously. The girl, unafraid of the looming Inspector, stretched out a small, bony hand to him. Javert looked at it as he might a television remote, and stayed rigid to the spot (bear in mind that television remotes had not yet been invented).
"So, Eponine Thenardier, you have come to do this in the middle of night now? I suppose I'll have to take you -"
It occured to him that by commiting suicide, he had lost his job. He was no longer in the police force ... this realisation appalled him.
"Ugh ..." his stern voice faltered. Eponine frowned, although it was difficult to tell in the limited light.
"Well, are you gonna help me up, or do I have to get up myself?" she asked impatiently. She didn't receive an answer. Javert's shoulders had drooped, and he had listened but had not heard her. Groaning, Eponine dragged her tired body towards him, wrapped her arms around his lower legs, and then proceeded to use him to pull herself up. She had managed to get to a kneeling position when he noticed what she was doing.
"Hey!" he started.
"This is taking a lot more effort than it should do ..." she grumbled, looking up at his face as a hint. Sighing, he pulled her up to her feet. Eponine grinned.
"Thanks." she said with semi-gratitude. Javert suddenly took off down the street again, without warning. Eponine ran to catch up with him.
"Where are you going? Can I come?" she asked breathlessly.
"If you like." he said quietly. So, together, the odd pair made their way to the nearest police station ... about thirty streets away.
By the water, ignoring the threatening gust that influenced the inferno of swirling current in the river, two figures sat with their fishing rods, their legs dangling over the ledge they were sitting on. It was an unusual hobby, fishing in the dead of night in the River Seine, but it wasn't necessarily fish that the two men were after. It was also strange to see people out and about at that time, and the majority of Parisians put it down to either valiance or stupidity.
"Hey, Emile, did you just see somethin' over there?" one of them said presently, squinting to the far bank of the river. Emile looked, but only saw the black of the river, the quayside and the high wall in front of the Quai de la Megisserie, all merged into one.
"Nah." he said, re-adjusting his position on the cobbled ground, "There isn't anything out there, Delanoe. Just keep fishing."
"But I know I saw somethin'! Oh, oh, look - there it is again - it's a man!"
Emile rolled his eyes, toying with the idea of pushing his companion into the river and having done with it. But then he might accidently fish him out again ...
"Oh my ... he's a tall fella, ya know ... nice coat, mind you ..." Delanoe continued, straining to observe the man more closely.
"There isn't any tall man with a nice coat, so shut up!" Emile cried out, dropping his make-shift rod.
"Oh ..." Delanoe said quietly.
"What?!"
"Got a bite."
Javert arrived at the post half an hour later with Eponine trailing behind him, whimpering like a young child. There was no-one there, so they took full advantage of the blazing fireplace inside. Both of them felt weary, confused, and unnaturally cold, chilled to the inner-most core. Javert sat in the comfortable chair at the side of the fire, while Eponine was quite content to sit on the floor in front of it. Neither spoke for a while. They were both staring at the odd ornaments on the mantel-piece; two figures were in positions that Eponine had no idea about, and that Javert considered as unnecessary (needless to say, they were both virgins). It was also taking them an awfully long time to recover from that forbidding, inauspicious place. At length, Eponine spoke.
"Were you there too?"
Javert lowered his head.
"Yes."
"How did you get there? Were you killed?"
"... no." he croaked. Eponine swivelled around to face him. Both knew how ridiculous their conversation must have sounded, but it all was the honest truth. Javert began to speak, staring vacantly into the flames.
"That place we went to ... I have no doubt was ... hell. I know that I was dead, but I have served the law and righteousness all my life. It makes no sense. Why was I there?"
Eponine smiled.
"Ahh, but that never got anyone anywhere. The righteous stuff and obeying the law you did. All that and you are still considered as the bad-guy. You were only seen as a good-guy in that crappy sequel, Illusions of Time or whatever it's called. I don't think I'm in it, mind. If they could resurrect you, why not me? Eh-hem. So how did you die, anyway?" Eponine asked, ignoring the rhetorical question, her voice obscured with awe and curiosity.
"Well, I ... drowned in the river. Yes yes, deliberately. Don't look at me like that. I had my reasons."
He leaned forward in his chair, placing his hands on his cheeks, and resting his elbows on his knees. Yes, it had been a shame that he couldn't find a harness at the time, or that no friendly citizen had stepped in to talk him out of it. Then again, judging by the fact that most of the citizens were fairly poor, they probably would have simply ran off, taking his hat that he had set on the parapet with them.
"24601 ... he drove me to it. He had let me go ... given me my life. I couldn't stand it. There was no way to carry on."
He spoke as if she wasn't there. Despite this, Eponine listened intently, taking in every detail, his words, his emotions, everything. He fascinated her, quite unexplainably. When he had finished speaking, his eyes automatically focused on her.
"And you?" he said, almost as a strict order. Eponine cleared her hoarse throat, putting a hand to her neck.
"I was shot in the revolt. I was only delivering a message and all. The unfairness, I tell you. Then, when I was bleeding to death, he came and took the pain away. Oh, I was so happy to die in his arms! But, I wasn't happy to die, if you get what I mean. Yes, and then I was engulfed in that place ... hell. I am as perplexed as you are." she explained, matter-of-factly, pleased with herself at using such a word as 'perplexed'. Javert nodded. This girl didn't seem so bad. Even though she was poor and had unfortunate relations, she seemed to have some sense in her. And brain cells, perhaps. She could prove useful, he thought, if I can just get my job back. My job!
He sat upright, his mouth forming an 'o'. Eponine perked up.
"What is it?"
Javert bolted out of the chair, causing it to tumble over. He swiftly grabbed Eponine's skeletal arm and pulled her to the door. He opened it, and both of them plunged into the freezing outdoors.
To be continued ... if anyone is interested. ^^'''''